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We never got off the ground.
5-piece · punk / punk rock / covers · London

About
The Non Starters are a Hertfordshire-based punk covers band. Pistols, Clash, Ramones, Damned: the classics, played fast and loud and with everything we've got. But here's where it gets interesting: every song gets the punk treatment. Every. Single. One. That means Abba. Taylor Swift. Dolly Parton. Whatever you loved growing up, we'll play it, and we'll play it with significantly more distortion than the original intended. Formed from the wreckage of failed side projects and a shared conviction that most songs are improved by a Marshall stack and a bad attitude, we've been making Hertfordshire's pub-goers question their taste in music since 2025. We play pubs, clubs, basements and anywhere else that'll have us. Enquiries welcome.
The set
- I Wanna Be Sedated, Ramones
- Do Anything You Wanna Do, Eddie & The Hot Rods
- I Fought the Law, The Clash
- Teenage Kicks, The Undertones
- Pretty Vacant, Sex Pistols
- Ring of Fire, Social Distortion
- Born This Way, Lady Gaga
- Love The Way You Lie (Part II) - Pt. 2, Rihanna
- Alternative Ulster, Stiff Little Fingers
- Los Angeles Is Burning, Bad Religion
- Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've?) - 1996 Remastered Version, Buzzcocks
What people say
“Our staff Christmas party has peaked. Nothing will ever top this.”
“Our staff Christmas party has peaked. Nothing will ever top this.”
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